Kiki's Kloset -- a fashion crime in cobalt

Hiya!  I'm Kiki, and I, too, love online shopping.  I started online shopping because I'm plus-sized and I was having a hard time finding clothes in my size in actual stores.  The internet certainly has more options for me, but that can also be a problem... I don't always have the best taste...

I bought this dress with the intent of wearing it to the company Christmas formal. 

Imagine this model is a size 18 with a giant rack and big blonde hair.

Don't you wish you could unsee that?

Apparently I had convinced myself that I wouldn't look like I was recycling a bridesmaid's dress.  If only this could be returned.  Sigh.